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romaisamaria:

My boss: “Why were you late to work today?”

Me: “Will Smith was performing Aladdin songs in the middle of traffic”

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godessoflovee:

thelovelybones124:

blackboyjoy:

toroynah:

subposting:

“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

“n den what happened” im in love

“They got water” 😂😂

Lmfaoo she said “no”

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

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catladymarie:

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

crow–teeth:

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

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knightjar:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Thank fucking GOD

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valthu-um:

skyrim npc: this is a time sensitive mission, we need to get there right away meet me as soon as possible

dragonborn: *does 50 side quests, buys a home, gets married, adopts two children, ends a civil war, saves the world*

npc: thank the nine you came fast we have no time to lose,

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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

this is what real comedy looks like

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coffeeandshit:

Made a bouquet of wildflowers for Lea🌿🌷

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